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autoflush toilets. :( [Jul. 31st, 2012|09:11 pm]
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So I'm at work in the bathroom, making them pay me to have a bowel movement, mostly.
And I take this poo that's seriously almost 2 feet long without breaking. It just keeps going and going so I try to take out my phone to take a picture of this because what the heck a 2 foot poo
but then
the toilet auto-flushes. 
And there goes my proof. :c

[User Picture]From: gravebug
2012-08-01 08:17 am (UTC)


I hate auto-flushers. It's all, hey! I wasn't done with that!!

Or if you're a shifty shitter, it'll flush mid-movement (literally) and then that's just naaaaasty.
[User Picture]From: pzelda
2012-08-01 09:08 am (UTC)


If I want to admire my work when I do it in an auto-flush toilet, I've found that putting my hand over the sensor works. XD try that the next time! Haha.
[User Picture]From: deceptivecalm
2012-08-02 08:15 am (UTC)


Good idea!
[User Picture]From: ambertimestwo
2012-08-01 09:22 pm (UTC)


I'm sorry for your loss!
[User Picture]From: makale_83
2012-08-02 06:17 pm (UTC)


Thank god for autoflush. I hate when people post their shit on this community!
[User Picture]From: cingulus
2012-08-03 02:28 pm (UTC)


The one that got away....
[User Picture]From: capybyra
2012-08-08 07:28 pm (UTC)


Prevention is easy- place something opaque over the sensor orifice. Either the hand as already mentioned- or perhaps a used pad? Failing that- you hat? However the trick's done, whatever will be coming out of your orifices that you wish to view, photo etc will remain unflushed till you want it gone.

Part of the above was given as explanation for a recurrent hassle the cleaning crews face. Used pads or bandaids, sometimes various stickers etc..stuck to the sensors and a messy toilet. Rule34 rules all?