melonmagellan ([info]melonmagellan) wrote in [info]too_much_info,
2010-07-25 19:43:00
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YOU DON'T GO ASS TO MOUTH

I've lived 25 years on this planet with a vagina and not ever had any sort of infection. That was until I let my FWB eat my ass for an hour then go down on me (I was kinda drunk, not thinking about it). Not a good call. Ass to vag is probly worse then ass to mouth.

The case of BV I got was fucking epic. My underwear smelled like a dead raccoon. I've never felt so gross in my life. Terrible, gray discharge with this SMELL.

I was in Gamestop and I thought there was a homeless person standing too close to me, I looked around twice, didn't see anyone. Turns out I was smelling my own fucking vagina.

I went to the doc and got myself all sorted out. The antibiotics they gave me made everything taste like metal for a week and made me so sick after drinking a glass of wine I puked into the kitchen sink on a bunch of dishes.

Anyone else ever make this kind of bad sex decision in the act? I cannot be the only one. Also, BV fucking sucks.

So, tell me about your fucked up vag stories to make me feel better. Please and thank you :D

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[info]cuppykate

July 26 2010, 02:54:36 UTC 1 year ago

poor you!

Supprisingly I didn't get an infection or anything that time I had explosive liquishit forced up inside my vag because I was sitting on the kitchen worktop!

[info]melonmagellan

July 26 2010, 02:55:48 UTC 1 year ago

Hahahahah, I remember that post and fucking loved that story.

[info]foreign_xchange

July 26 2010, 02:56:36 UTC 1 year ago

that sounds fucking atrocious D:
I'm so sorry for you, and very glad I've never had BV

[info]melonmagellan

July 26 2010, 03:00:27 UTC 1 year ago

"and very glad I've never had BV"

Lol, thanks, idk if you really needed to add that part though.

[info]faiien_dreams

July 26 2010, 03:03:55 UTC 1 year ago

Most fucked up thing I've dealt with with my vag lately was this past Wednesday it decided to be a whore and infect my kidney because I didn't realize I had a UTI so I ended up at the ER in pain, and every time I wanted to take a piss I wanted to punch a fetus in the head because it felt like my vagina had the wrath of 1000 construction workers setting fire to my urethra. Vomiting didn't make the situation any better. The best thing that came out of it was the pain medicine I had to take three times a day that turned my pee bright freaking orange. I've never been more happy to pee and show everyone the magical effect.

Vaginas can be such whores. I will never understand why men get it so easy.

[info]thiscantbesoy

July 26 2010, 03:08:03 UTC 1 year ago

Your vagina has nothing to do with your UTI.

[info]melonmagellan

1 year ago

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[info]melonmagellan

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[info]the_fishery

July 26 2010, 03:23:32 UTC 1 year ago

LMAO


All I can say is, better you than me!

[info]zalixethbe

July 26 2010, 03:26:38 UTC 1 year ago

I treat my vag pretty well, for the most part. The worst I can remember doing to it is, as a kid, falling on the playground. I had been climbing on top of the monkeybars, slipped, and landed crotch-first on one of the bars. Fucking OW.

[info]melonmagellan

July 26 2010, 03:29:05 UTC 1 year ago

Oh, he treated mine really well. The aftermath was the kick in the nuts.

[info]herloved_beauty

July 26 2010, 03:48:31 UTC 1 year ago

My boyfriend decided to go ass-to-vag and it resulted in a UTI. i don't know if it was the ass-to-vag, or the fact that i didn't piss after sex multiple times that weekend, but needless to say i ended up in the ER passing blood in my urine in the span of 5 hours.

[info]melonmagellan

July 26 2010, 04:01:54 UTC 1 year ago

"My boyfriend decided to go ass-to-vag and it resulted in a UTI."

Ha, idk if "he" decided, you both have to cosign on such a thing. Which, in the heat of the moment, you foolishly will do sometimes. Then, you feel like a homeless guy just wore your panties.

[info]pinkbrita

July 26 2010, 04:10:09 UTC 1 year ago

I had an almost-threesome with my best friend and this guy. He went down on both of us, switching off. I ended up with a yeast infection and she with a urinary tract infection. Maybe the most embarrassing part was that she and I took the bus over to planned parenthood after school (we were 15) and the way the planned parenthood doctor looked at us when we told her what had happened was enough to embarrass me away from future threesomes.

I ended up dating the guy and he frequently gave me yeast infections after fingering or going down on me. I would make him wash his hands before we fooled around and started to refuse oral sex. That hasn't happened with subsequent boyfriends, so I think it was just him.

In an entirely unrelated note, after dating for 3 years, he ended up cheating on me with the best friend (the one with the UTI) and taking her virginity while we were still dating.

[info]melonmagellan

July 26 2010, 04:15:17 UTC 1 year ago

My FWB has majory fucked up, horrible teeth. I almost wondered for a moment if I had gingivitis of the vagina. I think it's possible bad oral hygiene can cause infections.

I've literally NEVER had this problem

[info]makale_83

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[info]makale_83

July 26 2010, 05:17:32 UTC 1 year ago

Worst think (albeit child birth and everyone in their MOM shoving their hands/fingers up my vagina, and then having to get a c-section anyway, and reading later on the operative report that they shoved a suction thingy up my vagina to suck out any remaining clots... GROSS! AND BLEHH!!)

was that I was on a certain b.c. pill that caused me to get a yeast infection like every month. It sucked ass. As soon as I realized it had to be the pill though b/c NOTHING else changed, it stopped happening. Needless to say, I am never taking that pill again.

[info]makale_83

July 26 2010, 05:17:57 UTC 1 year ago

Err, everyone *AND* their mom not in.. Sorry.

[info]girlredefined

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[info]wumples

July 26 2010, 05:35:41 UTC 1 year ago

So last month I ended up with a yeast infection. Ended up being allergic to the suppositories they gave me to treat it (it was a slower acting allergy, I guess, I just thought the yeast infection was getting worse). Had to go back and get re-examined and I was so swollen she had to tug really hard, a few times, to get the speculum out of my junk. Yeah.

It's been a MONTH of dealing with this crap. The yeast infection turned into a uterine infection. I'm on my last week of antibiotics and the evil infection discharge is coming back. Pretty much my junk has decided I'm never allowed to have sex again. I'm so mad.

[info]green_donuts

July 26 2010, 07:49:50 UTC 1 year ago

metronidazole?

the ONLY antibiotic you can never ever drink on!

[info]poison_parlour

July 28 2010, 15:48:02 UTC 1 year ago

I can drink on that one (yay me!) but it and e-mycin just make me puke all over the place regardless of alcohol consumption. (Never had problems with metro and drinking, mind you I had a grand total of TWO cocktails while I was on it.) Hell, both those drugs hate me. It's along the lines of 'eat and your fucked, don't eat and you're still fucked!'. They are horrible, horrible antibiotics.

[info]meleeisgood

July 26 2010, 08:14:10 UTC 1 year ago

Boyfriend was going down on me and one of my labia minora got stuck in his teeth. I have NO idea how it happened as he doesn't even have any gaps in his teeth and he wasn't biting down, my flap was just caught. In between two of his teeth.

It was the worst moment of my life. Do I calmly reach down there and help him try and remove it or do I freak the fuck out because it hurts so damned much and yank his head up and risk pulling a chunk out of myself?

It was kind of a combination of both. And it did take a chunk out of me, and it bled all over. Thank god I don't faint at the sight of my own blood, or else I'd have fainted and pissed myself because oh yeah, I'm one of those lucky few of the population that PISSES THEMSELVES EVERY TIME THEY FAINT. AWESOME.

[info]starrylight99

July 26 2010, 21:24:37 UTC 1 year ago

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass-to-mouth

[info]occultpredator

July 27 2010, 05:29:57 UTC 1 year ago

I knew it.

[info]lovely_persona

July 27 2010, 01:41:56 UTC 1 year ago

Oh, god, I'm blanking on what a BV is. Someone remind me? O_o

Also, I had one yeast infection but that was because of a lovely medication I was taking, not a sexual encounter.

[info]da_mousey

July 27 2010, 09:19:58 UTC 1 year ago

Bacterial vaginosis. Spell check doesn't think that vaginosis is a word. It makes me doubt my spelling skillz.

[info]radialdesign

July 27 2010, 16:30:32 UTC 1 year ago

live and learn ;) if it makes you feel any better, I'm 20 and have been "suffering" from reoccurring BV since I was about 14.... due to no fault of my own; I just have a really sensitive pussy.

[info]suicidalbunny55

July 31 2010, 19:53:34 UTC 1 year ago

Omg BV is the worst fucking thing everrrr! I had it last summer and OMFG it hurt so bad that every time I peed I would cry because I was afraid of wiping. Oh and I also had a bladder infection at the time so it also burned really bad when I peed, so my whole downstairs was fucked up.
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