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[May. 30th, 2012|06:32 pm] |
I just remembered this from a few months ago. My bf and I were in the car almost home from our few-hour-long drive back from my grandpa's house. I made a comment about being ready to get back to my own home and veg out... and he said, "veg out with your hedge out?"
l-o-fucking-l XD |
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[May. 27th, 2012|10:36 am] |
Dear tmi,
Took out my tampon when i woke up...noticing that my overnight flow wasnt heavy...so...i figure (since i left my pad in the bedroom) i could go with out a pad a few minutes while i brushed my teeth...
I have a.d.d so...that means my short term memory is SHOT to bits (thank you, years of ritalin)...so...i forgot to put my pad on after i brushed my teeth....that was two hours ago...and i just NOW remembered...
Why does this suck?
We are on the road driving the 8 hours home....have been on the road for an hour...and nearest rest stop is not for a while...so...i pray to GOD that the flow isnt bloody and heavy...fml fml fml...my suitcase is in the trunk...with my pads...we better find an exit soon
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[May. 26th, 2012|12:09 am] |
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I had horrible heat rash on my butt hole, but no baby powder in the house. I was so desperate for relief, I used Dust Me Pink, (a flavored powder for the nipples and such) on my butt hole. I actually worked very well, but I wouldn't recommend it for regular use, as it contains honey, which could lead to a yeast infection. Hubby and I got a good laugh out of the product name, and jokingly refer to it as "Dust Me Brown" |
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| Something Fell Out Of My Vagina |
[May. 24th, 2012|11:37 pm] |
Back in March I got Mirena. After a bit of an adjustment, a reoccurring yeast infection, and a lot of pain and cramping, things seem to be smoothing out. I have PCOS and we were hoping Mirena would establish regular periods. So far it seems to be working, and I had my second period in 2 months. Yay!
I had it from the 8th to the 13th, and it seemed to have stopped, but I was spotting for about another week and a half. Well, the spotting has stopped again, but on the last day of the spotting, maybe3 or 4 days ago, I was wiping, and saw a clump. It was about the size of my pinky nail, grey, and rubbery.
Since I am prone to hysterics, my inial reaction was "Oh god, I just miscarried." Then after a few seconds I realized that was stupid, and that it would save me a few hundred bucks. Then my secondary reaction was "Oh god, my Mirena has gone through my uterus and my uterus is falling out of me." Then I realized that was stupid (after a bit longer than I'd like to admit) and that it was probably just a chunk of period. |
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| why i love my diva cup |
[May. 22nd, 2012|01:35 am] |
i love my diva cup. freaking love it. i have uterine fibroids, so my flow is really heavy. like, soak through an ultra-absorbency tampon in 45 minutes. I can go for 2-3 hours without emptying the cup on my heavy days. hellz yeah.
so why i love the cup:
1: longer time between bathroom trips
2: cost-effective
3: i don't get yeast infections anymore, since it doesn't screw with my vaginal pH
4: it's "greener" than tampons
5: i get to share pictures like this with you all:
( clicky )
true story: when uploading the photo to tinypic, the word verification thingy was "grape jelly"... i found it disgustingly and hilariously appropriate. |
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| My body is not a wonderland |
[May. 20th, 2012|02:33 am] |
I came down with a pretty bad flu this week, which consisted of lots of diarrhea, fever, chills, aches and some vomiting. I was feeling mostly better, albeit tired, yesterday, and today I was mostly fine except for some pressure in my stomach.
Stupidly, I thought I was over it. I was ready to indulge in some good old comfort food, in the form of a really decadent macaroni and cheese. Oh my goodness was I not ready for such dairy in the system just yet.
For the last 45 minutes or so, I have had about 6 or 7 rounds on the toilet with watery diarrhea. I'll feel a wave of cramps in my stomach and have to run to the pot. It is awful. I'm not going in mass amounts anymore and nothing is scary/bleedy, but I really would like to go to bed without fear. This is the worst diarrhea I've had since I got sick! |
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