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[May. 26th, 2012|12:09 am] |
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I had horrible heat rash on my butt hole, but no baby powder in the house. I was so desperate for relief, I used Dust Me Pink, (a flavored powder for the nipples and such) on my butt hole. I actually worked very well, but I wouldn't recommend it for regular use, as it contains honey, which could lead to a yeast infection. Hubby and I got a good laugh out of the product name, and jokingly refer to it as "Dust Me Brown" |
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| Something Fell Out Of My Vagina |
[May. 24th, 2012|11:37 pm] |
Back in March I got Mirena. After a bit of an adjustment, a reoccurring yeast infection, and a lot of pain and cramping, things seem to be smoothing out. I have PCOS and we were hoping Mirena would establish regular periods. So far it seems to be working, and I had my second period in 2 months. Yay!
I had it from the 8th to the 13th, and it seemed to have stopped, but I was spotting for about another week and a half. Well, the spotting has stopped again, but on the last day of the spotting, maybe3 or 4 days ago, I was wiping, and saw a clump. It was about the size of my pinky nail, grey, and rubbery.
Since I am prone to hysterics, my inial reaction was "Oh god, I just miscarried." Then after a few seconds I realized that was stupid, and that it would save me a few hundred bucks. Then my secondary reaction was "Oh god, my Mirena has gone through my uterus and my uterus is falling out of me." Then I realized that was stupid (after a bit longer than I'd like to admit) and that it was probably just a chunk of period. |
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| why i love my diva cup |
[May. 22nd, 2012|01:35 am] |
i love my diva cup. freaking love it. i have uterine fibroids, so my flow is really heavy. like, soak through an ultra-absorbency tampon in 45 minutes. I can go for 2-3 hours without emptying the cup on my heavy days. hellz yeah.
so why i love the cup:
1: longer time between bathroom trips
2: cost-effective
3: i don't get yeast infections anymore, since it doesn't screw with my vaginal pH
4: it's "greener" than tampons
5: i get to share pictures like this with you all:
( clicky )
true story: when uploading the photo to tinypic, the word verification thingy was "grape jelly"... i found it disgustingly and hilariously appropriate. |
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| My body is not a wonderland |
[May. 20th, 2012|02:33 am] |
I came down with a pretty bad flu this week, which consisted of lots of diarrhea, fever, chills, aches and some vomiting. I was feeling mostly better, albeit tired, yesterday, and today I was mostly fine except for some pressure in my stomach.
Stupidly, I thought I was over it. I was ready to indulge in some good old comfort food, in the form of a really decadent macaroni and cheese. Oh my goodness was I not ready for such dairy in the system just yet.
For the last 45 minutes or so, I have had about 6 or 7 rounds on the toilet with watery diarrhea. I'll feel a wave of cramps in my stomach and have to run to the pot. It is awful. I'm not going in mass amounts anymore and nothing is scary/bleedy, but I really would like to go to bed without fear. This is the worst diarrhea I've had since I got sick! |
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| The Return Of Dinner |
[May. 17th, 2012|11:39 am] |
Last night I had a Jack In The Box chipotle chicken sandwich before roller derby practice, which was delicious. Unfortunately, this one was much spicier than previous ones, and eventually I ended up the evening before going to bed by throwing it up. It burned coming back up, which was bad enough, but what made it even worse was the fact that I had drank a V-8 Fusion (strawberry/banana) about an hour or so earlier. The resulting mess looked like a Cenobite had had their period in the bowl.
On the plus side, the Girl Scout Cookie Samoa ice cream I had afterward was delicious. |
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| Interview woes |
[May. 10th, 2012|04:03 pm] |
The boy and I had some unexpected funtimez at midnight. He gave me a pearl necklace. I thought I'd got it all cleaned off.
I had an interview the next morning and when I got back, the boy pointed out that it was still on my neck. Thankfully it just looked like dry skin though.
But still D: *mortified* |
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| One more question.. |
[Apr. 28th, 2012|06:40 am] |
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When you have a pet, especially a cat, and it's lingering around your bedroom door and you're trying to go to Pleasuretown, do you let it in & hope it won't jump on you, thus interrupting and possibly ruining the mood, or leave it all forlorn-looking outside your door, in turn risking said animal mewing and scratching at the door so much that it wakes your mother, even though she's down the hall? (This has happened to me.) |
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